Dear Estella
I have a multitude of questions for you and I'm not going to stop harassing you until they are answered. First when you were going abroad what were you studying? More importantly, how "hardy" did you party? I mean let's face it, when you have the opportunity to completely reinvent yourself and adopt a new persona wouldn't anyone jump at the opportunity. The next question is what did you do at Satis House, I mean in the since of fun. Like did you play stick ball or roll the giant ring around with a stick? Finally and absolutely the most important question, What are your measurements as a lady? I've always imagined you at 34 22 33, that's a nice order of measurements. WAIT I regret asking that question, don't answer it you might ruin my fantasy. Unless you are hose measurements or close to them feel free to prove it to me with what we Americans call NSFW photography. This action would be most appreciated.
sincerely yours, Jime "Sexy Sage" Nguyen
p.s. address the photos to my new persona Mr. Beddingfield
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